Meet Peanut:

Oh my! I’m so sorry, Peanut! This was waaay back, before I had children, and I had the itch. I’m sure you know nothing about the itch, seeing as you’re a dog and all. But, clearly, one should never dress one’s Chihuahua/Yorkie mix in Warm Weather Tourist/Rain Gear.

1. You’re a dog.
2. You’re not a tourist.
3. You rarely spend time in the sun.
4. Also, you rarely spend time in the rain. You HATE the rain and would rather pee on the carpet. By the way I’m so over that, but now I realize you may be getting back at me and I kind of understand.
5. Because, obviously, I need to hear it again: YOU ARE A DOG. (Not to be confused with DAWG, which you are so not.)

Again, I’m sorry and I promise never to dress you in human clothing again. (I now realize human clothing is kind of redundant because HUMANS SHOULD BE THE ONLY ANIMAL TO WEAR CLOTHING.) Also? It only just occurred to me why you might be peeing on the carpet. If I promise never to have such a serious lapse in judgment again, will you please stop? Please? Remember: I can always take you to the shelter! (I kid. Only slightly. Maybe.)

If I had, like, a second a half to do anything other than pee, I would post something of value. But I don’t! I just had to stop by, though, and say: How AWESOME do I look right now? This is so totally better than before. If you’re reading in a feed, you must come here. Now. This lovely lady made me all prettified and I feel so beautiful. Yay. It’s a happy day. Well, she actually did it a few days ago, but I’m still happy. Alright. Carry on.

Because I know just how interested you are in what I do with my time, I thought I might show you.

• Oliver, Daily Like Clifford, only not red.
• All Sorts Because I need a little pretty in my life.
• Craftastrophe Because sometimes that pretty, can be very, very ugly.
• FAIL Blog Because, well, bwahahahahaha.
• My Super Hopeless Romance It’s a romance story. Between best friends. Totally unrequited. It’s addictive. Start here.

So this is the video I was trying to upload yesterday that took forever. It’s not great quality, as it was shot on the video option on my Canon. Admittedly, it’s not my favorite, or good even, camera. Stick with it because the Bug really pulls out all the stops around 11 seconds. Plus, I think the world would be a much more peaceful place if we all had to sing and dance this song every morning.

I’ve never talked about politics on this blog mainly because I think there are other people who do it with much more style, elegance, and intelligence than I do.

That being said, Thank God: