Shoes! I love shoes! I am such the typical female that way. My closet is close to bursting with them and I have boxes and boxes stored under beds and in cabinets throughout the house. It’s actually kind of pathetic really, but there’s no reason that I can see to get rid of a pair of Christian Louboutins. I may have worn them into the ground, but they’re much to precious to give up.

Except these:

There are 1759 reasons to get rid of these uglies. I mean, “Woof!” They have everything: lace, beads, frill, leather, ribbon. Everything shoes shouldn’t have. Sadly, I did not buy these to wear with any costume or gag outfit. I saw them in a shop window and thought they would make the perfect accessory to a skirt I used to own. And then I wore the outfit in public. I was in a shabby-chic/cowgirl phase (two styles which should never meet). I only wish I had a better excuse story for them.

I don’t even know what to say. I think they pretty much speak for themselves.